Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL

PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.

Watch this, Orlando!!

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.

WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.

It’s like the birth of an orc.

IT’S A MONNNSTERRR!!!!!!

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Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

I don’t even have a computer.

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